Pelham Grayson Rose

Apparently These Dicks... a cheeky line of crystal products perfect for those who love a laugh

Apparently These Dicks...

Apparently These Dicks...

Apparently These Dicks...

Apparently These Dicks...

Apparently These Dicks...

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Apparently These Dicks...

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Pelham Grayson Rose

Apparently These Dicks... a cheeky line of crystal products perfect for those who love a laugh

Introducing "The Apparently Collection™," a cheeky line of crystal products perfect for those who love a good laugh. Each crystal comes in a cute bag with a tag that sarcastically claims it’s supposed to bring love, prosperity, health, and other support crystals offer. The front reads, “I don’t believe in this stuff, but I believe in you, and you believe in this stuff.” On the back, it nudges you to gift it to that one friend who’s into crystals, energy healing, reiki, and all those other things you can't even pronounce. It’s a fun way for skeptics to show a little love to their crystal-loving friends, with a big dose of humor.

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Material

Opalite

Amethyst

Clear Quartz

Rose Quartz

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Introducing "The Apparently Collection™," a cheeky line of crystal products perfect for those who love a good laugh. Each crystal comes in a cute bag with a tag that sarcastically claims it’s supposed to bring love, prosperity, health, and other support crystals offer. The front reads, “I don’t believe in this stuff, but I believe in you, and you believe in this stuff.” On the back, it nudges you to gift it to that one friend who’s into crystals, energy healing, reiki, and all those other things you can't even pronounce. It’s a fun way for skeptics to show a little love to their crystal-loving friends, with a big dose of humor.

Orders typically ship within 24 hours but may take up to 48 hours to process. This does not include holidays, weekends or times of high volume. Shipping time does not include processing time, holidays, weekends or any delays that the courier may experience.

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We accept returns for new unused products within 30 days of receiving your order. These new products are eligible for a refund or a gift card.

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